Waiting For That Someday

HA, i'm totally Gene. Did this to my mom 100 times no lie,
Louise:  Action!
Bob:  [practising] As you know,sir, we have several loans with your institutions, all "past due". But what does "past due" even mean, you know?
Gene:  It's brilliant! There's no such thing as time!
Linda:  Gene was "past due", and he came out fine.
Gene:  I wish I'd stayed in there! [Dives under the table].
Linda:  Hey! Get outta there!
Gene:  LEMME IN!
Linda:  Gene! Bob!
Bob:  Oh God.
Linda:  [annoyed] This is your son.
Louise:  Sorry Gene, no backsies.

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I bet we all have a good Sands From Exotic Lands story.

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kairisk:

So I pokemon-fusioned and

…

the MAJESTY

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tessaviolet:

azulaang:

older-aang:

theinvisiblemonsters:

abukkitofcelestialintent:

do people actually stand in front of a microphone for hours making weird gibberish sounds for them to use in the sims games

because if so then i need to see this happen at least once in my lifetime

if not more

well you’re in luck then

THAT. LAUGH.

Katie Perry was also one those fools too

this is for you, bri.

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oyveyzqueer:

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socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

can i be a service human for a nervous cheetah

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WHAT and IF are two words as non-threatening as words can be. But put them together side-by-side and they have the power to haunt you for the rest of your life: What if? What if? What if? I don’t know how your story ended but if what you felt then was true love, then it’s never too late. If it was true then, why wouldn’t it be true now? You need only the courage to follow your heart. I don’t know what a love like Juliet’s feels like - love to leave loved ones for, love to cross oceans for but I’d like to believe if I ever were to feel it, that I will have the courage to seize it. And, if you didn’t, I hope one day that you will.